• Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via outraged)

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal, via acidicmoons)

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cumrun:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

(Source: cumrn, via outraged)

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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote, via forgave)

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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via stability)

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